People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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