if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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