similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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