I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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