she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
they need to just BURY HIM!
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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