Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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