I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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