tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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