What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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