I wish I only lived at night.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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