SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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