She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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