If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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