She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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