I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
