i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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