The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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