dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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