we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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