he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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