so let's talk penis.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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