so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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