I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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