I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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