guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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