I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Panties = found
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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