Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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