So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
