Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
True college students do jello shots in the library
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