Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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