Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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