we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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