I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
did i walk over a car last night?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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