This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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