I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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