I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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