To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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