Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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