the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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