Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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