I'm pants shitting drunk right now
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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