If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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