Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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