everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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