Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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