Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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