she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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