Its about making memories worth repressing
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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