Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize
