what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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