Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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