i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
