new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Randomize
