I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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